Writing & Music

I wrote some poetry. I really like poems with unusual constraints; be sure to read my lipogram.

The Nomadic Hippos - an unfinished exercise in creativity.

The Unnamed Novel - a longer unfinished exercise in creativity.

I transcribed popular songs so you can play them on a touchtone telephone.

There is a small collection of unusual music available. Particularly notable is the "Periodic Table Rap."

Pedestrian Traffic in Schools - my great essay about this vital topic of world interest.

The Echo Delta 3000 Advanced Pencil Recovery System will revolutionize writing.

The paging system on the TI-83 Plus calculator can be thought of as tennis rackets.

Commercials, anyone?