Polls
What is your preferred type of milk? (6 votes)
| Skim/non-fat |  17% | | 1% |  33% | | 2% |  0% | | Whole |  0% | | Other obscure percentage |  17% | | I don't drink milk ever |  33% |
What is your religion? (27 votes)
| Atheist/Agnostic | 26% | | Buddhist | 0% | | Christian | 67% | | Hindu | 4% | | Muslim | 0% | | Native American | 0% | | Other |  4% |
Which forum design do you like better? (28 votes)
| New one (side navigation bar) | 32% | | Old one (keep the links at the top) | 7% | | I hate all things social | 25% | | We are in ancient Rome? | 36% |
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? (30 votes)
| 10 cords | 10% | | Depends on the size of the woodchuck | 30% | | Hard or soft wood? | 7% | | The wood does not exist | 7% | | 1 kg per mL of tartar emetic given | 10% | | The woodchuck may or may not exist | 17% | | Ten harmonicas! | 20% |
What web browser do you most frequently use? (25 votes)
| Firefox/Mozilla | 48% | | IE | 44% | | Lynx | 0% | | Opera | 4% | | Safari/Konqueror | 4% | | Telnet | 0% | | Other | 0% |
Which wifi technology do you most often use? (18 votes)
| 802.11a | 0% | | 802.11b | 50% | | 802.11g | 17% | | Packet Radio | 0% | | Cellular | 22% | | None | 11% | | Other | 0% |
Do you like Sesame Street? (40 votes)
| Absolutely! | 40% | | When I was younger... | 45% | | I don't care | 3% | | No | 10% | | It's stupid | 3% |
Are you registered to vote in your country of residence? (64 votes)
| Yes | 38% | | No | 48% | | What's voting? | 14% |
What is your favorite method of payment? (95 votes)
| Cash | 49% | | Check | 2% | | Debit card | 15% | | Credit card | 12% | | Bartering | 18% | | Other | 4% |
Who would you prefer to be the next President? (42 votes)
| George Bush | 31% | | John Kerry | 12% | | Ralph Nader | 2% | | Michael Vincent | 38% | | Hieu Tran | 17% |
Which is your favorite alpha particle emitter? (27 votes)
| Americium-241 | 15% | | Plutonium-236 | 22% | | Uranium-238 | 30% | | Thorium-232 | 7% | | Radium-226 | 7% | | Radon-222 | 11% | | Polonium-210 | 7% |
How large is your hard drive? (23 votes)
| <10 GB | 17% | | 11-29 GB | 26% | | 30-60 GB | 26% | | 61-150 GB | 17% | | 151 GB+ | 13% |
What's your preferred fissionable isotope? (66 votes)
| Thorium-232 | 14% | | Uranium-233 | 15% | | Uranium-235 | 39% | | Plutonium-239 | 32% |
Is the Hokey-Pokey really what "it's all about"? (56 votes)
| Yes | 23% | | No | 21% | | Moooo | 32% | | This poll is too weird for me | 23% |
Would you rather teach a person to fish or give them a fish? (59 votes)
| Teach | 53% | | Give | 47% |
How many letters are in your first name? (37 votes)
| 1-3 | 3% | | 4-5 | 24% | | 6-8 | 62% | | 9+ | 11% |
Which form of emergency siren do you prefer to listen to? (43 votes)
| American | 65% | | British | 35% |
Do you always lie on polls? (41 votes)
| Yes | 37% | | No | 63% |
Which party will win the 2004 US presidential election? (46 votes)
| Democratic | 24% | | Republican | 35% | | Other | 41% |
How many books have you read this summer? (36 votes)
| None | 14% | | One | 14% | | 2-3 | 28% | | 4-6 | 33% | | I visit this site from the library | 11% |
Has your family signed up for the US goverment's Do-Not-Call list? (35 votes)
| Yes | 40% | | No | 26% | | What? | 20% | | N/A | 14% |
Do you have a cellular telephone? (41 votes)
| Yes | 29% | | No | 46% | | I steal one when needed | 24% |
Where do you live? (38 votes)
| House | 74% | | Apartment | 3% | | Condo | 3% | | Dorm | 5% | | Under a bridge | 16% |
What is your favorite type of pet? (36 votes)
| Cat | 33% | | Dog | 31% | | Fish | 8% | | Bird | 0% | | Rodent | 6% | | Other | 14% | | None | 8% |
Do you drive an automobile? (42 votes)
| Yes | 50% | | No | 31% | | Illegally | 19% |
Which best expresses your beliefs? (41 votes)
| Religious | 39% | | Agnostic | 41% | | Atheist | 20% |
Did or will you take any AP tests this year? (42 votes)
| Yes | 33% | | No | 55% | | What's AP? | 12% |
What is your hand preference? (37 votes)
| Right-handed | 68% | | Left-handed | 5% | | Ambidextrous | 11% | | I have no hands | 16% |
Are you a good cook? (42 votes)
| Master chef | 12% | | Yes I am | 19% | | Decent | 19% | | Not really | 12% | | I burn things | 38% |
Do you wear a watch? (36 votes)
| Always | 58% | | Sometimes | 6% | | Rarely | 8% | | Never | 28% |
Do you believe in the existence of aliens? (37 votes)
| Yes | 78% | | No | 8% | | Undecided | 14% |
Which acid do you like the most? (33 votes)
| Acetic | 9% | | Carbonic | 9% | | Hydrochloric | 36% | | Nitric | 15% | | Sulfuric | 27% | | Perchloric | 3% |
Do you agree with the current practice of Daylight Savings Time? (40 votes)
| Yes | 43% | | No | 58% |
How do you fasten your shoes? (38 votes)
| A bow | 24% | | Bow & knot | 50% | | Multiple knots | 5% | | Velcro | 3% | | Sandals | 5% | | Other | 13% |
Where do you live? (41 votes)
| North America | 85% | | Europe | 7% | | South America | 0% | | Asia | 2% | | Africa | 2% | | Australia | 2% |
Which option do you typically click in a meaningless poll? (48 votes)
| First | 8% | | Second | 10% | | Third | 44% | | Fourth | 17% | | None | 21% |
Which would you ride? (42 votes)
| Camel | 12% | | Dinosaur | 31% | | Elephant | 2% | | Manatee | 38% | | Zebra | 17% |
Classify yourself politically: (45 votes)
| Radical | 29% | | Liberal | 20% | | Moderate | 2% | | Conservative | 42% | | Reactionary | 7% |
How many telephones are in your house? (35 votes)
| 1 | 3% | | 2-3 | 40% | | 4-6 | 40% | | 7 or more | 17% |
Does Michael need to get a girlfriend by Valentine's Day? (46 votes)
| Yes | 57% | | No | 13% | | No, he's a loser & nerd | 30% |
Are you: (35 votes)
| Nearsighted | 46% | | Farsighted | 11% | | Astigmatic | 11% | | Perfect | 31% |
What is your favorite temperature scale? (42 votes)
| Celsius | 26% | | Fahrenheit | 19% | | Kelvin | 40% | | Rankine | 14% |
What is your favorite season? (39 votes)
| Spring | 21% | | Summer | 44% | | Autumn | 8% | | Winter | 28% |
Which is your favorite octane level of gasoline? (35 votes)
| 87 | 34% | | 89 | 3% | | 92+ | 29% | | Diesel | 26% | | None | 9% |
What is your favorite general member of the class Crocodylidae? (33 votes)
| Alligator | 24% | | Caiman | 18% | | Crocodile | 36% | | Gharial | 21% |
Do you play a musical instrument? (37 votes)
| Yes | 41% | | No | 16% | | I used to | 22% | | My armpit! | 22% |
What is your favorite battery type? (39 votes)
| AA | 41% | | AAA | 26% | | C | 0% | | D | 3% | | 9V | 13% | | Button cell | 8% | | Other | 10% |
Do you believe in Santa Claus? (43 votes)
| Yes | 19% | | No | 23% | | No, but my parents... | 9% | | I am Santa | 49% |
What is your favorite science? (28 votes)
| Biology | 18% | | Chemistry | 21% | | Physics | 61% | | Other | 0% |
What is your gender? (38 votes)
| Male | 66% | | Female | 5% | | Wait, let me check | 26% | | Alien | 3% |
How many languages can you speak more than a few phrases in? (30 votes)
| 1 | 7% | | 2 | 57% | | 3 | 20% | | 4 | 10% | | 5 or more | 7% |
The glass is: (4 votes)
| Half empty | 0% | | Half full | 50% | | Never exactly divisible | 25% | | Existing only in my imagination | 25% |
Which dictator do you hate the most? (28 votes)
| Castro | 4% | | Franco | 4% | | Hitler | 43% | | Mussolini | 7% | | Stalin | 18% | | Other | 25% |
What is your favorite class in school? (37 votes)
| Arts | 3% | | English | 0% | | History | 3% | | Languages | 8% | | Math | 51% | | Science | 19% | | Other | 16% |
What operating system do you run? (36 votes)
| Windows 95 | 0% | | Windows 98/ME | 50% | | Windows NT/2000 | 8% | | Windows XP | 33% | | Linux/BSD | 6% | | OS 9/X | 3% |
What type of Internet access do you have? (23 votes)
| Dial-up | 22% | | ISDN | 0% | | DSL | 26% | | Cable | 35% | | Satellite | 0% | | LAN | 17% |
GPA? (36 votes)
| 4.0 | 33% | | 3.75 - 3.99 | 25% | | 3.5 - 3.75 | 17% | | 3.0 - 3.49 | 8% | | 2.0 - 2.9 | 8% | | Pitiful | 8% |
What is your favorite pencil type? (17 votes)
| 0.3 mm | 0% | | 0.5 mm | 59% | | 0.7 mm | 12% | | #2 | 12% | | #3 | 0% | | I use pens | 18% |
What is your favorite beverage? (13 votes)
| Coffee | 0% | | Juice | 0% | | Milk | 15% | | Soda | 54% | | Water | 23% | | Other | 8% |
What is your favorite kitchen appliance? (18 votes)
| Blender | 22% | | Dishwasher | 0% | | Microwave | 28% | | Oven/stove | 0% | | Refrigerator | 44% | | Toaster | 6% |
What sport do you prefer to play? (16 votes)
| Baseball | 6% | | Basketball | 25% | | Cashew | 25% | | Football | 13% | | Hockey | 13% | | Soccer | 13% | | Tennis | 6% |
Which US political party do you most support? (18 votes)
| Republican | 39% | | Democratic | 17% | | Libertarian | 6% | | Reform | 0% | | Green | 22% | | Communist | 17% |
What is your favorite kind of bread? (23 votes)
| French | 30% | | Sourdough | 22% | | Rye | 9% | | White | 30% | | Wheat | 9% |
What is your favorite CPU manufacturer? (3 votes)
| Intel | 67% | | AMD | 0% | | Cyrix | 0% | | Transmeta | 33% | | Other | 0% |
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