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Yangster 71 posts 04-25-03 02:00 Reply	This is from Michael's idea: Girls require both time and money: GIRLS = TIME * MONEY We all know that time is money, so TIME = MONEY. By substitution, we now have: GIRLS = MONEY * MONEY This simplifies to: GIRLS = MONEY^2 Money is said to be the root of all evil, so if MONEY = EVIL, then we substitute to get: However, when we get here... There is another solution... Money is said to be the root of all evil... Therefore, (MONEY) = sqrt(EVIL) and we get: GIRLS = EVIL Therefore, Girls are Evil!
huge crayon 41 posts 04-25-03 02:35 Reply	I would like to say that I represent 50% of the girls on this board that Michael is v. v. bad for creating that "proof". Girls are not evil. We just do things to boys that make them think we're evil. At best, we're just heartbreakers.
Darcy 88 posts 04-25-03 02:45 Reply	I represent the other 50% of the girls on this board, and I say that while the list was entertaining, I don't quite agree with his definition of evil, heh :p
Michael Vincent 531 posts 04-25-03 02:48 Reply	It's a joke! I should just remove it...in fact I will because people have e-mailed me too.
huge crayon 41 posts 04-25-03 02:52 Reply	To be honest, I think that guys just use the excuse "Girls are evil" to justify their own stupidity for doing everything for us. So, I think someone (not me) should make a proof about how "Guys are Stupid".
Nigrud J 48 posts 04-25-03 03:05 Reply	This is in the humor section because it contains unproven premises: girls require time and money, money equals time, and money is the root of all evil. If all these premises are true, then by substitution we get girls require money and money, which simplifies to girls require money, and by further substitution it becomes girls require the root of all evil. A third conclusion can also be reached from the premises. Substitution produces time is the root of all evil.
Yangster 71 posts 04-25-03 03:46 Reply	huge crayon and Darcy... You guys (girls, I mean :)) only represent 2/3 of the girls... What about Dia? What the joke is saying is 'the girs that take up money and time are evil'... Not everyone else... And don't blame Michael... His is different... He had it so MONEY = EVIL, instead of MONEY = sqrt(EVIL)... But I like mine better :P! My fav radio station had a debate about whether it costs more to be a guy, or a girl... And the guys won... It costs more for us... Here's the basic arguement... On the girls side: We have to buy makeup, handbags, latest fashion... Guys: We have to pay for everything the girls mentioned above... We also have to pay for lots of rings... Engagement ring... And you know how much women gossip on the phone (ring, ring)? Well this might make you feel better, your average IQ is better than us... Well in Australia anyway... However, if you look at the extreme geniuses, most if not all are guys... For example, Michael's a guy (I think), and we all know how freakishly smart he is... This might also make you feel better... The really evil people were guys too... Hitler, Saddam...
Yangster 71 posts 04-25-03 03:49 Reply	Change 2/3 into 1/2... I forgot about Nique... (she is a girl right?)
huge crayon 41 posts 04-25-03 04:26 Reply	Huge Crayon is Nique... only because Huge Crayon was being dumb and didn't know that she could changer her username so she made a new person. :)
Yangster 71 posts 04-25-03 05:08 Reply	Then change 1/2 back into 2/3... :)
Darcy 88 posts 04-25-03 05:43 Reply	hehe...you don't have to take that thing off. I didn't really take it seriously anyway (did anyone??)
Yangster 71 posts 04-25-03 05:48 Reply	I did! Especially my one (j/k) :)!
Jbirk 54 posts 04-25-03 06:41 Reply	Well, both men and woman have totally different attitudes about life in general. For instance, when I used to get into trouble at High School, and the assistant pricipal would call home, my father had a nonchalant attitude, but my mother would get upset. I once heard my father say to the person who called "How much trouble can my son possibly have gotton into? He is a minor; besides, whatever he has done, I have done something worse and much stupider when I was in school, and I turned out okay as an adult. Please do not call me if he gets into trouble because in the long run it will not make a difference." If I had a detention that was unserved, my father would say, "perhaps he is silently protesting the detention system which has never been successful; I support my sons actions; in fact, if you wish to suspend him, he would like to have some time away from school." (I never got suspended) I did not get into trouble very often. It was just that when I did get a detention or something, I never served it. When I gaduated, I had a 3.9 GPA, got my diploma, and walked on stage with all the other gaduates. The only difference was that I had 5 detentions and 1 saterday school I did not serve.
Yangster 71 posts 04-25-03 06:58 Reply	In my old school, our female teachers were really sexist... We got in trouble at the slightest thing... Once, I was talking, and my teacher scolded me (for talking) by the incorrect name... I corrected her and she yelled at me for talking after she told me not to... That was the only time I really ever got into trouble... The girls could do whatever they liked... they used to chuck glue at us and the teacher thought it was becuase we provoked them... Bloody hell, some people... Well now at my school, there's no more problem about that... That's the good thing... But the bad thing is that there aren't any girls at all :(!
Dexter345 677 posts 04-26-03 09:59 Reply	Change the 2/3 back to 1. I don't think Dia comes here any more. -Dexter345-
SmithBrewery 38 posts 05-17-03 03:34 Reply	I'm a new chick here... laughs anyways, basically... girls = root of all evil... haha without us, where would u all be... ;] i think guys are pretty bad too... guys are the ones who... imitates clueless what? huh? what??? snooze point made. so sue me. o. ~
Yangster 71 posts 05-17-03 10:09 Reply	Yeh yeh, without girls we wouldn't exist, but without buys, neither would you! I know, a lot of men are very evil... It seems a lot of the time that men are the 2 extremes of good/smart and evil/dumb (Einstein and Hitler) and women are more average...
SmithBrewery 38 posts 05-18-03 02:02 Reply	haha, we're the neutral ones... ;] Grins ... "behind every great man was a great woman..." but only the 'good' men... for those who aren't 'good' ... was a prostitute... laughs Smithee
Dexter345 677 posts 05-18-03 17:54 Reply	Hey Yangster, I've heard of stuff saying that with our new technology (cloning and whatnot) women could live without men, but men could not live without women. That is, all we need now for reproduction is the egg; no longer is the sperm necessary. It's a bit unsettling for us guys, but I think we can rely (at least during our own lifetimes) on the idea that women need us emotionally, so although we're no longer needed biologically, we'll still be around for a bit longer. -Dexter345-
Barrett 385 posts 05-18-03 23:39 Reply	"women could live without men"... sorry, who will be smart enough to know how to use the cloning computer? "men could not live without women" - and women could not live without women either... right?
Michael Vincent 531 posts 05-18-03 23:55 Reply	That's pretty sexist, Barrett...there are plenty of intelligent women to operate cloning machines. If you don't have something nice to say, don't say it. This is a forum for discussion, not putdowns (I'm referring to the religion section too here).
SmithBrewery 38 posts 05-19-03 00:00 Reply	Thank you for saying something Michael Vincent... I was brought here after a debate a friend of mine had with Barrett... Barrett, listen, if you have something against other ppl, fine. But seriously, please refrain from phrases like "You guys are retards" or "that's gay" raises eyebrow it's ur opinion.. fine, but words hurt... anyways laughs one gender needs the other... ;] i <i>could</i> theoretically live wihtout guys... however... i'd rather have a guy there to hold me and love me... ;] also, women are certainly intelligent enough... i.e. double helix was discovered by a woman, but men took credit... nuff said...
Yangster 71 posts 05-19-03 06:58 Reply	Yes, women are smart enough... but it's just trivial to note: Women are the usual (I'm stereotyping, don't take offense) cooks around the house... but the really good professional cooks are mostly (emphasis) male... And on the other side of the spectrum, some men think you put toast in toasters... You get what I mean :) It's pretty similar to a lot of other stuff too... like intelligence, music (old classical piano music), old art... I mean, I've heard of so many names like Gauss, Euler and Mozart and Monet and so on, and hardly any (I can't think of a single one right now) is female... And yet some men really suck at the above... I'm not trying to be sexist in any way, I just found it quite interesting to think about...
SmithBrewery 38 posts 05-19-03 20:01 Reply	Well, with teh idea of women and music... women were never given a chance, so even if tehy were capable, no one would have ever known, because women were never given a chance... Also... I can't cook to save my life... ;] ask my dear friends how many times i've burned food when it ry to cook without a recipe... shrugS there's lots of things that would've changed in history had women been given rights... shrugs it's life... it's all good... ;] don't worry about sexst... it's part of life... laughs... even now women struggle, though some of the things taht people get stuck on are just plain Stoopid... no, not stupid, Stoopid... shrugs i'm not that picky... all good... laughs
SmithBrewery 38 posts 05-19-03 20:13 Reply	Between women and men... views are so different... boys are usually more energetic, so people automatically assume that it would be the boys who would start the trouble... that's not always true, but shrugs stereotypes... I do it too.... automatic habit a lot of people have... heh heh, plus girls always blame PMS and it pisses guys off that we blame guys for our problems and then on PMS too... apologizes to the whole of male population... includes thomas for all the stupid things i do to him after bashin him a cople million times ans say it's pms... and to joshes, cuz i cna be a general... cough* witch at times... hug to all* ...

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