| Dr. NO 522 posts
04-16-05 05:04 Reply | So...a bunch of protiens were mixed together, someone said "BAM!" and they made DNA? Wow, wish I could do that... |
| Dexter345 677 posts
04-16-05 15:10 Reply | The question isn't, "Which came first: the chicken, the egg, or the DNA sequence?"
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| Mark 276 posts
04-17-05 01:46 Reply | "To be or not to be"--that is the question. |
| Jeremiah Walgren 1187 posts
04-21-05 21:28 Reply | Question for who, though? |
| Fr0stbyte124 109 posts
08-23-05 01:23 Reply | Every responsible poster asks him/herself that same question before posting.
Of course Creationists must remember that God created the egg, not the chicken. (eggs don't squirm around as much while being assembled.)
That's right, I'm a hypocrate. |
| Jeremiah Walgren 1187 posts
08-24-05 00:13 Reply | If the egg was created first, who took care of it? |
| Fr0stbyte124 109 posts
08-25-05 23:44 Reply | That aforementioned dinosaur. It wasn't smart enough to know the difference. |
| Dr. NO 522 posts
08-26-05 21:40 Reply | Or that it was gone. From the Earth. In a flash. |
| Dexter345 677 posts
09-06-05 23:12 Reply | What I want to know is... what came first, sourdough bread, or sourdough bread starter? |
| Xathien 1255 posts
09-07-05 06:36 Reply | In a perfect world? Neither. |
| Fr0stbyte124 109 posts
09-21-05 03:00 Reply | If you succeeded in spreading butter on a slice of sourdough bread while it was in a live toaster, would it be worth putting in a college application? |
| Jeremiah Walgren 1187 posts
09-21-05 03:52 Reply | Only if you can keep your ice cream from melting through the bottom of the waffle cone. |
| pentatonic184 33 posts
09-22-05 04:11 Reply | What I want to know is, which element was created on earth first, Unuunillium or Unununium (elemlnts 110 and 111 respectively for people who think i'm making stupid names up)
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| Dr. NO 522 posts
09-22-05 07:02 Reply | And does it matter that they can exist?
Besides the self-fulfilment, of course. |
| Xathien 1255 posts
09-22-05 21:54 Reply | I can picture some snotty scientist walking into a room...
"Hey guys, what's happening?"
"Oh, not much. Anything with you?"
"Well, it just so happens that I just created Unununium in my lab just now."
"Um... wow. Good job for you. You discovered the 111th element. Whoopedy-doo."
"Hey! At least I'll get some credit for it!"
Said scientist storms from the room and a "Loser" sign is discovered to be taped to the back of his lab coat. |
| Dexter345 677 posts
09-24-05 14:51 Reply | Seriously, I wish we were living in times where fewer elements had been discovered/synthesized. Any more from here on out will just get that boring systematic name. There will never be a Dexter345ium. |
| Jeremiah Walgren 1187 posts
09-25-05 17:19 Reply | Unless you become really rich and pay someone to name a new element that. |
| Dexter345 677 posts
06-08-06 21:20 Reply | I know it's been a long time since this was started, but I ran across an article today regarding the chicken/egg debate. Here it is.
http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science/05/26/chicken.egg/
Like I said before, and for all the same reasons, the egg came first.
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